neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via pizza)

germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

(Source: ludbeilschmidt, via although)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via phobias)